Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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