Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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