their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Randomize
