he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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