Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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