About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
ttyl tear gas
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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