The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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