I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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