Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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