You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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