Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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