No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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