you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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