can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
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