so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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