that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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