out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
No subtext here. People are naked.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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