Duck Duck Cougar?
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Randomize
