if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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