We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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