Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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