I'm lost and stupid without you.
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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