My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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