his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
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