i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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