She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Operation Purity has been aborted
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
Randomize
