Hey man sorry I got all grabby
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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