If i come over, it means nothing
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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