Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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