mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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