If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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