are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
There was a lot of him and a little penis
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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