U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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