we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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