I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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