i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
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