This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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