i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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