Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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