Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
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