Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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