i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
this will be a night to untag.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
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