Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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