I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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