I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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