Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
this boner is exhausting
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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