I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
