And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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