Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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