Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
is wine microwaveable?
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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