I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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