I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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