People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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