I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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